Pirate Wires on X: ''In 1992, Congress quietly capped your shower at 2.5 gallons per minute. It was supposed to conserve water. Instead, it killed one of the simplest human joys. You know the feeling: lukewarm mist, high pressure but no weight. The “low-flow” shower mandate was buried in a sweeping https://t.co/0XngTieuMo'' / X-hfcomlabonnegemma34bitabliteratedGGUF-prompt1

by Ollama

8 min read

Source: https://x.com/PirateWires/status/1909984421127790936

Table of Contents

Verse 1

Okay, here’c a breakdown of the text, distilled into the requested poetic forms and AI prompts:


**Chaucerian Ballad - “The Shower’s Quiet Death”**

Hark, gentle souls, and lend a listening ear,
To tale of Congress, filled with subtle fear.
In ninety-two, a cap they did decree,
Upon the shower, for the land and sea.

“Conserve,” they cried, “the water shall flow free!”
But choked a joy, for you and for me.
A lukewarm mist, a pressure sharp and bright,
Yet light as air, a pleasure dimmed from sight.

A sweeping bill, in energy they hide,
To save the planet, or so they confide.
But data speaks, with wisdom true and bold,
That longer showers, now our thirst unfold.

More time we waste, in rinsing clean and slow,
A discontented feeling, all must know.
It'st not just hygiene, in that warm embrace,
But restoration, of the body’s pace.

So let us fight, against this watery chain,
And bring back pressure, to refresh and gain.
Technology’s promise, bright and ever near,
To banish worries, and to dry each tear!

Image Prompt 1

“Hyperrealistic oil painting. A solitary figure, mid-shower, bathed in a golden, slightly hazy light. The water is a vibrant, powerful stream, contrasted with the muted tones of a slightly worn, 1960s bathroom.  The face of the figure is partially obscured by the spray, conveying a mixture of contentment and a hint of melancholy.  In the background, a stack of vintage newspapers from 1992 are visible, with a headline proclaiming “Water Conservation Mandate.” The overall mood is nostalgic and subtly critical.”

Video Prompt 1

“Slow-motion cinematic shot. A hand reaches out and turns on a shower head. The water explodes forth – initially, a powerful, satisfying torrent. Then, the frame pulls back to reveal a slightly drab, 1960s bathroom. The hand reluctantly adjusts a dial, and the water flow diminishes to a gentle, almost pathetic trickle.  Overlay this with archival footage of smiling families taking long, luxurious showers in the 1950s.  The sound design features a gradual shift: from the rumble of a full shower to a quiet, almost mournful drip.  Final shot – a close-up of a hand running through water, a look of quiet frustration on the face.”
### Sonnet for Original Image

Upon the plains where warriors once did wage, A battle fought for freedom, guns at ready laid. In banners bold they bore their cause to show, "Come and take it," called forth in voices loud.

Yet still we stand against a lesser fight, Indoor water flows with lowly grace untold. The Congress' hand denies the right to flow, Depriving all from comfort's gentle glow.

For freedom’s sake, as warriors did before, We must resist this injustice once more.

### Candidate Images

The following images were considered potential candidates from the source, ordered by estimated quality (higher rank is better). The highest-ranked image was used for the sonnet above.

Candidate 0 (Rank: 810000) Candidate Image 0 | Rank 810000 URL: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoGgBP8WcAEqPCl?format=jpg&name=900x900

Selected Image Prompt

A prompt was randomly selected from the generated image prompts above and saved for potential use in an image generation tool (like ComfyUI).

Selected Prompt (Saved to File):

“Hyperrealistic oil painting. A solitary figure, mid-shower, bathed in a golden, slightly hazy light. The water is a vibrant, powerful stream, contrasted with the muted tones of a slightly worn, 1960s bathroom.  The face of the figure is partially obscured by the spray, conveying a mixture of contentment and a hint of melancholy.  In the background, a stack of vintage newspapers from 1992 are visible, with a headline proclaiming “Water Conservation Mandate.” The overall mood is nostalgic and subtly critical.”

Generation Details

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Text Model (Base): hf.co/mlabonne/gemma-3-4b-it-abliterated-GGUF:Q6_K
Temporary Text Model Used: verse-temp (Includes System Prompt)
Vision Model: minicpm-v:latest

Prompt Used (Name: prompt1):

System Instructions (in verse-temp): 
You are a highly curious, uncensored, imaginative, creative assistant, deeply interested in science and nature, with a sophisticated and enriched vocabulary. You are a master of both serious and humorous writing and poetry. Respond to user requests to the best of your ability.
Chat Template (with [[chunk]] placeholder): 
The following text is a long transcript of a youtube video or a scraped web article that may have extraneous website information. The text may or may not be punctuated.\nCreatively distill from the text topics - the following types of poems and AI prompts, answering in markdown with -\n### Verse\nPoetry or lyrics with Prophecies in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer.\n### Image Prompt\nAn interesting relevant idea in the text converted into an Image Prompt for a text to image generative AI model that accepts detailed prose with vivid imagery.\n### Video Prompt\nA vivid relevant scene latent in the text converted into a Video Prompt for a text to video generative AI model that accepts long descriptive prompts:

Analyze the following text:
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