Mansplaining John Oliver smugly weaponizes compassion —at the expense of women’s comfort and rights-dolphin3-prompt2
by Ollama
19 min read
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Verse 1
In a land where fairness did dwell,
John Oliver took up his bell.
Claiming men, on women's teams' field,
Would bring no harm, he thought he could tell.
But science and sense in 2022,
Showed his view was not just or true.
For biological men, in gear,
Outpace females when they compete here.
**Sonnet**
Oh John, how thou dost twist the truth,
With compassion's guise, yet cause of much strife.
Thou claimest trans athletes bring no malice,
But science contradicts thy arguments with vigor, not rife.
To say that men on women’s teams should stay,
And hold their ground when they compete in May.
Is to ignore the truth that lies in day,
That difference exists beyond mere display.
**Ballad**
In a world where fairness weaves its way,
A tale unfolds 'neath the light of day.
John Oliver speaks, his words astray,
Defending men who don in women's pay.
"Trans athletes bring no harm," he claims,
Yet research and common sense disdains.
The truth it shows, with data plain,
That biological men have an edge to gain.
Verse 2
In a far-left obsession, they say,
They're trying to bend biological ways.
With trans athletes competing in races,
The truth we seek, in purple hues it blazes.
Gaslighting us all, that's Oliver's play,
Claiming few trans girls compete in high school sway.
#### Sonnet
Ode to the Truth, a precious gem,
In purple tones, it shines and beckons them.
Across the right and left, a common quest,
To seek the truth where biological tests.
Oliver gaslights us with vanishing claim,
No threat to safety, he says in his fame.
But women fear the creepy coach who likes,
Their Instagram posts, thus fairness breaks.
#### Ballad
In UK pool, Harriet Haynes did win,
Against a trans opponent, on this you can pin.
The truth we seek, in athletes' stories told,
Through the left's obsession, bold and untold.
Gaslighting us all, with smugness and piety,
Claiming trans kids have no place in women's decree.
Image Prompt 2
A vibrant scene depicting the far-left obsession trying to bend biological truths. Show a crowd of diverse people, some wearing purple, gathered around a pool table where Harriet Haynes and her trans opponent are locked in intense competition. In the background, John Oliver is shown gaslighting the audience with his claims about vanishingly few trans girls competing.Video Prompt 2
A 30-second scene showing a women's pool competition between Harriet Haynes and a trans woman in the UK. The room is filled with spectators wearing purple, cheering loudly for both players. As the game reaches its climax, John Oliver enters the frame, arguing about vanishingly few trans girls competing. His words echo through the hall as the crowd reacts with skepticism to his claims.Verse 3
There once was a family on a flight,
Celebrating a child's birthday so bright.
In the Hudson River, they faced a plight,
Crashing down in a chopper mid-air, oh what a sight!
*Poetic Category: Limerick | Techniques and Style: Playful rhythm with a light-hearted tone*
#### Sonnet
O, how cruel fate can twist and turn,
A family's joy to swiftly burn.
Their chopper crashed, into the river's churn,
In tragic irony, a birthday's concern.
*Poetic Category: Sonnet | Techniques and Style: Use of iambic pentameter with a somber tone*
Image Prompt 3
An image prompt depicting a family of six in a helicopter over the Hudson River, their expressions ranging from joy to terror. The background shows water splashing upon impact, emphasizing the tragic event amidst the celebration.Video Prompt 3
A 30-second video scene: A luxurious helicopter hovers above the shimmering Hudson River under a clear day sky. Inside, family members wearing party hats and holding birthday balloons. Suddenly, alarm sounds, and we see through the window the horrifying moment the chopper descends violently into the water; passengers thrown around, chaotic impact splash creating waves, silence and shock in seconds.
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And when the dawn breaks forth, with golden glow, The world is new, and all its wonders show.
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