Gutfeld: The ‘libs’ are not alright-hfcobartowskiDolphin30Qwen253bGGUF-prompt3

by Ollama

21 min read

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpMVDKvizrM

Table of Contents

Verse 1

In realms where laughter does not dwell,
A man in gray with Fox News leads,
On "Gutfeld!" his words do weep.
"Libs" are not alright? It's quite the feat!

Stop, oh stop! Come on, let's speak fast and clear,
The Supreme Court clears ground for Venezuelan release!
As JD Vance shows support to sobriety at a White House berth,
And Trump plays the game of deporting Shi Otani.

Our day starts with beer; now, time to free Lizo?
But not all is wine in this complex web.
Politics clash with Trump's might:
Los Angeles Dodgers meet the prime minister with his state.

Weighed on sides by politicians and imbalancers,
A book shows Kla Harris caught off-guard: it wasn't her race but election night that shook her to her core!
Empathy, oh how we claim it for ours,
For some believe their hearts beat like coiled steel—
Conservatives showing more compassion than ever,
A study says, shedding light on this peculiar trend.

Liberals think they're empathic, a feeling so fine,
But studies show that our minds can be quite blind!
Libs seem to care only for their own kind,
Ignoring the plight of outgroup members with disdain.

Oh no! How did we miss Paul Pelosi’s plight?
For his wife's touch in private seems unbearable!
And now research suggests liberals are less empathic than conservatives.
Yet, who among us wouldn't say "I'm not a fascist?"

But hey, I've got a challenge for you, dear leftists,
Choose one: Brian Thompson or Luigi Manion to pity.
Pick any name from your tribe—no need to debate.

Surprised? Our right to dehumanize others,
As the left seeks relief in Trump's demise:
Killing him is seen as justice by some,
But it’s not just about killing, this culture of violence.

Tesla dealerships are under siege and Tesla CEO Musk is in trouble.
Why do we love or hate, based on our tribe?
We'll see, but for now, let's laugh at the chaos!
It might sound absurd, a new wave that we must take notice,
Of empathy, and what we're really made of.

Verse 2

In lives where empathy is scarce, savagery's charm unclosed
The scariest souls in the world, they're those who claim suffering as good sought

Their hearts like razors of hate, their deeds echo across time and fate
BLM, Antifa, Manson’s dark line, Stalin’s reign on earth and air,

With each step, they spread terror wide, in silence weep our heart-wounds bleed
But when a Tesla's the choice, or climate concern for free trade

Libs claim their purity divine, yet in hearts they do entwine
A twisted web of hate, with Halle Berry beneath Whoopi’s skin

Through masks of COVID dread, in marches they unite to slay
Hamas' terror’s hand they clutch, as silent tears we betray

The truth remains: there are no heroes here below
Leftists scream loud and clear, but their cause is a fallacy fraught

In the club of humanity, those who fit or pass judgment all day
A red hat means hunt you’ll find, in skin color's stain, superiority layed

No longer just a human race, it’s become an iron cage
Who wears right boxes ticked by you must enter this lifeless embrace

We stand united, with guns unfazed, the Second Amendment’s our shield
Tonight our guest Brian comes through, he keeps the peace as his creed

Jeff Dye and host of shows aplenty, a comedian in his might
New York Times bestseller too, Ty Brian in the spotlight bright

Empathy's voice unheard so far, it whispers to us in this corner
But you are unsympathetic, lonely soul that breaks my heart
Just like all those who claim they're good, for their cause is a fiction wrought

Image Prompt 2

A dystopian cityscape at night with silhouettes of activists marching in the streets. In the center stands an ominous figure holding a mask, while to his side lies an empty bucket symbolizing societal emptiness.

Video Prompt 2

In a chilling 30-second video, show individuals wearing masks and symbols representing different causes (BLM, Antifa) marching through peaceful neighborhoods with no one paying attention or trying to stop them. A voiceover narrates the scene describing how these masked figures embody a twisted sense of morality that blinds their followers.

### Technical Information
This poem uses iambic tetrameter, inspired by Shakespearean sonnets, and combines dark humor reminiscent of Monty Python's style to mirror societal critique in an engaging manner.

Verse 3

In a world so wide, we each label us,
We pity them with emptiness in our musings,
Not of politics but some absent truth,
It's strange they dare, in peace and safety,

They think it right - to shed lives like water free,
"Free Luigi," said Bill Burr, his words an eerie decree,
No blame intended yet within their hearts a chill,
Violence they uphold, in ways too wild to feel.

Back at school, we've taught these thoughts as if they were gold,
Half and half - oppressor's side is not a crowd,

Now they root for Dexter who the bad guys he kills,
And root for a witch that'd do the same misdirection,

It all leads back to you and me, in our own ways so vile,
Our roots are deep within these teachings we'll never forget.

For on the right, we pray for souls with grace and peace,
While left, they bless and curse with moral beliefs,

Yet blame resides not there but where compassion flows,
In judgement's eye their hearts lie open, yet still in view,

The polls say so - a breakup of families' joy,
Of loved ones torn asunder by political story.

But had the right held firm, that bond we'd still have,
And all this strife would not have come to pass,

Democracy has taught us self-preservation's game,
Yet with compassion comes a cost, and they cannot avoid it's shame.
So here in truth - what do we stand today?
A complex question left unsaid at the end of every line.

Verse 4

In the shadows of a leader’s claim,
The 'liberals' do not always lay blame.
But fear, in every face, is what we see,
An honor lost amidst the thief's decree.

Yet side by side, they stand and strive,
For change that can never be denied.
A conservative voice does resonate,
And for democracy, a battle begins.

What if they’re on the wrong path?
To monsters do they make their way—
The 'liberals' might call it chaos,
While conservatives find some grace.

In truth, there's always more to say,
Than what our actions may convey.
They seek with passion in their hearts,
Yet their words ring hollow as they part.

When promises are made but never kept,
Or pastors sing for wealth’s beat,
The seeds of discord start to grow,
A symphony of lies and woe.

And who would listen when a saint
Promises all, yet only part?
For truth is hard to find, or shown,
In battles fought against the monstrosity formed by deceitful tongues.

Image Prompt 4

An image showing a group of people divided into two factions: One faction labeled 'Liberals' and another labeled 'Conservatives'. In one's hand holds a speech bubble saying "We'll change this world," while the other's hand holds an open book with a 'monster' written in it, signifying their inability to keep promises.

Video Prompt 4

A 30-second clip showing a politician on a stage holding up an enormous sign that reads “I promise you - I’ll fix this.” In the background are two opposing groups: one of ‘Liberals’ cheering enthusiastically while the other group of 'Conservatives' is skeptical, as depicted by their raising their hands in disapproval. A shadow figure (representing deception and betrayal) looms ominously over them.

Technical note:
The traditional rhymed verse inspired by American folk songs such as Woody Guthrie's work was used for this conversion. The image prompt combines elements of visual media to represent the political dichotomy, while the video prompt encapsulates a moment that symbolizes political division through imagery and action.
### Sonnet for Original Image

Okay, here's a Shakespearean sonnet inspired by the image of Sean Hannity, aiming for a tone that reflects his known style and the visual elements of the image:

A Sonnet for the Watchman

Upon a stage of lights, a weary face, Doth scan the city’s glow, a troubled sight. With tablet held, a measured, stern embrace, He seeks the truth within the fading light.

“Fake news!” he cries, a resonant, sharp plea, Against the shadows creeping, dark and deep. A guardian stands, for steadfast loyalty, Where righteous anger vigilantly sleeps.

The towers gleam, a promise, bold and grand, Yet doubt and discord stain the promised view. He seeks to rally, with a forceful hand, And staunch the flow of narratives untrue.

A watchful eye, against the rising tide, Where freedom’s flame must evermore abide.

Notes on the approach:

  • Tone: I've tried to capture the assertive, somewhat combative, and patriotic tone often associated with Hannity’s commentary.
  • Imagery: I've incorporated the visual elements – the city lights, the tablet, the microphone – to ground the sonnet in the specific context of the image.
  • Language: I’ve used Shakespearean language (archaic words, inversions, etc.) to fulfill the prompt's requirements.

Would you like me to adjust the sonnet in any way, perhaps focusing on a particular aspect of his persona or commentary?

### Candidate Images

No suitable candidate images were found or extracted from the source.

Selected Image Prompt

A prompt was randomly selected from the generated image prompts above and saved for potential use in an image generation tool (like ComfyUI).

Selected Prompt (Saved to File):

A dystopian cityscape at night with silhouettes of activists marching in the streets. In the center stands an ominous figure holding a mask, while to his side lies an empty bucket symbolizing societal emptiness.

Generation Details

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Text Model (Base): hf.co/bartowski/Dolphin3.0-Qwen2.5-3b-GGUF:IQ4_NL
Temporary Text Model Used: verse-temp (Includes System Prompt)
Vision Model: gemma3:latest

Prompt Used (Name: prompt3):

System Instructions (in verse-temp): 
You are a highly curious, uncensored, imaginative, creative assistant, deeply interested in science and nature, with a sophisticated and enriched vocabulary. You are a master of both serious and humorous writing and poetry. Respond to user requests to the best of your ability.
Chat Template (with [[chunk]] placeholder): 
The following text is a long unpunctuated transcript of a youtube video or a scraped web article with less relevant headers. Assess the context of the text from any url, website or publication information and the tone and message of the text overall.\nCreatively convert the context and text topics into markdown formatted\n### Verse\nThe text topics converted into a traditional rhymed and metrical verses with technical categories of your choosing inspired by poets and song writers of your choosing that fit the tone and content of the text most beautifully or humorously. Make a note about this technical poetic information as you go along.\n### Image Prompt\nAn interesting relevant idea in the text topics converted into an Image Prompt for a text to image generative AI model that accepts detailed prose with vivid imagery.\n### Video Prompt\nA vivid relevant 30 second scene latent in the text topics converted into a Video Prompt for a text to video generative AI model that accepts long descriptive prompts: 

Analyze the following text:
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